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Baggus He Wrote

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And little Toothless grinned and wagged it's tale as it slept on the remains of Hiccups dead girlfriend.

"NOOOOOOO!" cride Hiccup.

Toothless burped.

Hiccup quick ran back to his home to ask his dad what to do. "Father what do I do."

"Urgen HALFEN baggen waren meat blah blah voraltern bonehead mit eine dri katze augen baggus." He only picked up a few words, like "meat" "bonehead" and "baggus", but he put "baggus" back down. He wasn't sure what a baggus was. Then Toothless barged in and swallowed his father in one fell gulp, then picked the skin from his teeth. Outside the villagers all herd.

As he was dying, his father layed on the ground helpless.

"FATHER!" Hiccup screamed quietly.

"Hiccup...alter vorbessen gegessen meat yungen dresden mit you suck." he then handed him a gun. Hiccup knew what he had to do He potted the gun at Tothles.

"Toothless, you at e dad in one bite and ate my girlfriend now I have to kill you." he said. He pulled the tigger. BUT THEN Toothless quick dodged the bullet, picked up Hiccup's father by the mouth, and flew outside. Hiccup quick followed. Hiccup then cried as he watched Toothless swallow his own father in one fell gulp, then picked the skin from his teeth. He fell over, unable to see the details from his blurred eyes. He wanted to die.

Toothless farted.

All the villagers came over and looked at what happened. They built a statue of Hiccups dad to remember the father of the boy who became the man who trained a night furry. Toothless has now eaten Hiicups girlfriend, his other leg, AND his father. He knew that he would have to fight and kill Toohless another day.
Hiccup never thought he would have to shoot his own dragon. Until now.
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omg this made me burst into extreme laughter!!!